This place has everything! Except ghosts. I direct you back to listing headline.
What do I mean by everything?
Uhhh, how about a toaster? Check.
Couch? Check.
Floors? Check.
One of those cute wooden bowls you can put trinkets or keys in? Check!
Yeah, it's pretty sweet. You can rest easy in this apartment with no worries that the ghost of Stonewall Jackson is summarily plotting your doom.
Seem like an oddly specific scenario set in an apartment I've said and continue to say is not haunted? Well... ummm, look at that thing over there!
So what if it is potentially and probably haunted by some malevolent force?
YOLO, right?
Carpe diem!
Do the Dew and all that.
I'll throw in some premium coffee. That's pretty cool. You know you want some coffee. You know it.